WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY? NEED DIRECTIONS? NEED GAS? WANT SOME COZY LEATHER SEATING WHILE YOU'RE RIDING AROUND??? WELL...IT'S GOT NAVIGATION, LEATHER, 4 WHEEL DRIVE, AND IT'LL EVEN TELL YA WHERE THE CLOSEST GAS STATION IS IF YOU'RE RUNNING LOW!!!
LIMITED!!! BUT, NOT IN OPTIONS!!! YA GOT YOUR CHECK LIST OUT? OK, HERE WE GO....LEATHER, 4 WHEEL DRIVE, SUNROOF, MEMORY SEAT POSITION, AUX PORT, AND A LOT MORE, BUT BEST OF ALL! IT'S A CREW MAX!!! GOT LITTLE ONES STILL IN CAR SEATS?? THIS THING'S GOT SO MUCH ROOM..THEY CAN'T KICK THE BACK OF YOUR SEAT!!!
NEW BODY STYLE!!! AND, IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF GOODIES!!! COMFORTABLE SEATING FOR YOU AND YOUR PASSENGERS, A SUNROOF, AUX PORT, AND 4 WHEEL DRIVE! THAT'S WHERRE YOUR PASSENGERS COME IN HANDY..IF YA GET STUCK..YA GOT PUSHERS!!!
ON THE FIRST DAY OF OWNERSHIP MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME...1 SE PKG, 2 DVD SCREENS, 3 POWER DOORS, ALL LEATHER SEATS, AND SEVEN HAPPPPPY PEOPLE!!! AND WITH ONLY 37K MILES..IT'S SURE TO GET A LOT MORE SMILES DOWN THE ROAD!!
EVER HAD TO WEAR TIGHT LEGGINS??? WELL, THROW THEM AWAY, AND SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!! I MEAN BIG FRIEND...EXPEDITION EL!!! QUAD BUCKETS, LEATHER, MORE GADGETS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! I'LL EVEN THROW THE STICK IN FREE JUST TO SHOW YOU! AND AN ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM SO PEOPLE CAN WATCH SOME MOVIES..they might get bored watching ya shake a stick at all the options!
POWER STROKE DIESEL!!! 4 WHEEL DRIVE! BRAND NEW TIRES!!! CREW CAB!!! AND A FRONT BUMPER THAT'LL MAKE YA THINK TWICE ABOUT STEPPING IN FRONT OF IT, EVEN WHEN IT'S PARKED!
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO SPORTIN AROUND IN THE WOODS, HERE'S YOUR RIG!! SAHARA PKG, NAVIGATION!!! 4 DOORS, PW, PDLS, AUTOMATIC TRANS, V6 POWER, AND A HARD TOP!!
ONE 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE, 3, we are going to skip 4 cause this one has 3 sunroofs, SO 1, 2, BUCKLE MY SHOE, 3 IT'S GREEN AND HAS NEW TIRES, LEATHER, 3RD ROW SEATING, AUX PLUG IN, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF THAT WE'VE DONE THAT DOESN'T RHYME WITH 3
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